As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales From The Making Of The Princess Bride by Cary Elwes #NonFicNov

I do not read a lot of celebrity memoir, but I wanted to read As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales From The Making of The Princess Bride for several reasons.

As you wish

Firstly, I love the film and have recently rediscovered it through the eyes of my seven-year old twins, who also love it. I am prone to announcing that things are ‘inconceivable!’ and own a Dread Pirate Roberts t-shirt. I am also one of those irritating people who recites the lines along with the actors, so it is safe to say I am a fan.

Secondly, Cary Elwes is at the centre of my best celebrity story. You see, about 20 years or so ago, I made a pizza for Cary Elwes and I haven’t stopped talking about it since.

Back in the ‘90s, when I lived in Dublin, I worked in the first Domino’s Pizza in Ireland and one evening Cary Elwes rang and asked for a 12” Vegetarian Pizza to be delivered to the Shelbourne Hotel. When he gave his name, I spluttered, ‘What? THE Cary Elwes?’ and he laughed and said ‘The very one’. Obviously I should have taken his order and said ‘as you wish, Cary’ but the moment was gone and I spent the rest of the evening boring the delivery driver rigid with questions about what happened when the pizza was delivered.

So, I went into As You Wish with high hopes and you know what? It’s fine. If you’re a fan – like me – you will enjoy this trip behind the scenes of the making of The Princess Bride, but if you’re not, I don’t think there will be a lot to hold your attention.

Released in 1987, The Princess Bride didn’t make too much of a cinematic splash thanks to a confused marketing campaign and the difficulty in placing the film in any one genre. It found its audience thanks to home video and as director Rob Reiner’s star ascended, so too did the cult reputation of The Princess Bride. Adapted from his own novel by legendary screenwriter William Goldman, who died just this week, The Princess Bride is a tongue-in-cheek swashbuckling romance with some of the most quotable lines in cinematic history.

Cary Elwes as Westley

The Princess Bride was Elwes’ biggest role to date at the time of filming and his portrayal of the male lead, Westley, made him a star. He is under no illusion that this was, and will most probably remain, the highlight of his career and the film for which he is best known and he tells the story of the production process with enthusiasm and affection, for both his colleagues and for the film.

The book does not really focus on the minutiae of the filmmaking process, but there are some interesting insights into how some of the biggest scenes in the movie were made, from the Rodents of Unusual Size to the Greatest Swordfight in Modern Times.

Elwes focuses more on relationships and is keen to highlight the camaraderie and the friendship that underlined the Princess Bride set. Rob Reiner in particular comes across as an avuncular, supportive presence, holding the crew together in a mutual enthusiasm for the project.

Elwes is clearly enthusiastic about the experience and is obviously very proud of his involvement in a film that means so much to so many people and he comes across as a very nice man. However, that is one of the reasons why this memoir is good but not great.

He doesn’t have a bad word to say about anyone. Everybody is wonderful and talented and he is in awe of them all. Whenever a new character is introduced, we are given a mini IMDB run down of their greatest hits. Robin Wright is constantly referred to as beautiful, stunning, and breath taking – undoubtedly, she is, but it does get a little boring to read that repeatedly. There seems to be a little spark of contention with Mandy Patinkin – who comes across as prickly and competitive – but Elwes glosses over any hint of animosity. It may well be the case that the filming of The Princess Bride was the smoothest shoot in cinematic history, but that doesn’t make for a page-turning memoir.


The narrative is at times punctuated by quotes from Elwes’ co-stars such as Christopher Guest, Billy Crystal and Chris Sarandon and writer William Goldman and these serve to enlighten a narrative, which I have to admit, I occasionally skim read.

Cary Elwes was ostensibly, the star of The Princess Bride, but the star of this book is undoubtedly the wonderful Andre the Giant and the recollections of his wit, his ability to deal with the pain he was in and his unending ability to eat and drink to excess and some of the most entertaining in the book.

Andre the Giant as Fezzik in The Princess Bride

You will also be delighted to learn that when Andre the Giant was a boy, he used to get lifts to school from Samuel Beckett. Yes, that Samuel Beckett. Inconceivable!

Overall, I enjoyed As You Wish as a light, diverting read. I think however, that it is one for real fans of the film; there isn’t really enough meat for the general reader to get their teeth into. A bit like that vegetarian pizza I once made…


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  1. Great review! I loved the movie. Most celebrity memoirs I’ve read have had the same problem—a bit too upbeat and light on content—but it’s easy to overlook when you’re a fan.


  2. It’s interesting that he hasn’t done anything even remotely as good as The Princess Bride. It’s like he has directors who doesn’t work well with his style, or he’s choosing bad roles.

    Brushes with celebrity are fun, aren’t they? I waited months to see Irvine Welsh do a reading a Chicago. The day came. I had a weird stomach ache all that day. The time comes. A few people read before him. They he gets up there–and I run away to throw up. I missed the WHOLE reading! But! On my way back into the space, he was leaving and I passed him with about 2 feet between us. *sigh* I had a very similar situation with penguins, once.


  3. A brush with celebrity is always thrilling, or at least potentially so, and even strangely curious when they’ve been neighbours or members of a babysitting circle (naming no names, they’ve included a Turner Prize winner, a senior editor at the Women’s Press and a bestselling children’s author). But Cary Elwes? Never!

    I’ve been meaning to reread and review The Princess Bride for a while—I wasn’t certain how to review the extended edition with all those nested references to the film when I first read it.


  4. You’re so lucky you got to speak with him! Even if it was just to take his pizza order lol. I’m sure you handled it with far more dignity than I would have. I’ve been a fangirl of his since I was little. I see what you mean by the book being too vanilla, but I think a lot of that comes from not wanting to step on any toes. In the filming industry, it’s not a good idea to burn bridges with other actors/directors, etc, as it could limit further casting opportunities.


  5. What a wonderful review!! I love your story, I would also have been telling that for 20 years. This sounds like a very light and fun read, I didn’t even know he had written it. Celebrity memoirs are a tough category, because like you said they’re either kind of carefully banal or else uncomfortably overboard in terms of gossip. I think it’s sweet that it seems like this one turned into a kind of celebration of the film.


  6. The Princess Bride is one of those rare instances where I like the film much better than the book. I read it as a teenager and loved it, but when I reread it as an adult the way Buttercup was described began to grate a little. I still like the film, though, probably because Cary Elwes makes Westley much more charming than in the book! I loved him in Men in Tights, too.


  7. Oh, this one sounds like so much fun!! I love The Princess Bride too (nearly divorced my husband when he said he’d never seen it), and I don’t think that this book’s being an insider-scoop for preexisting fans of the film diminishes its value at all; in fact, I’d be happy to argue that any “behind the scenes” book is pretty much always going to be targeted that way, and there’d be little to hold your attention if you’re not already familiar with it. Thanks for sharing! (And P.S. I’m SO BUMMED that you missed your “as you wish” opportunity!! Though Elwes is probably grateful – he’s probably had people say “as you wish” to everything he’s ever asked for in his life since the movie was released…)


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